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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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This happened to me once

Except it was a tortilla and there was cooked cow inside

bethosaurus
bethosaurus:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

dandelionofthanatos:

piddlebucket:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I found a dollar in my butt


eh why not

ben franklin you giant party nerd, do your thing

why the fuck not

man i don’t even fucking believe in this but i need money so bad i would sell my kidneys for it at this point

bethosaurus:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

dandelionofthanatos:

piddlebucket:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

I found a dollar in my butt

eh why not

ben franklin you giant party nerd, do your thing

why the fuck not

man i don’t even fucking believe in this but i need money so bad i would sell my kidneys for it at this point